Yesterday when all alone,
I moibled with myself,
I played a game of cattersnatch,
Then put it on the shelf,
I vertypiked my way,
To the centre of the town,
And there I purchased prinklepants,
Which made some people frown,
I gibbled and I rattyponged,
As I walked through the park,
But never qwettled quietly,
As I do that in the dark.
I halibunged and holibanged,
I drubbed, I bertiglooed,
But I stopped short of ettyflops,
As you do that in the nude.
I travelled on a nibketttonk,
I paid for that in skreee,
I ate a slice of larby-cake
Beneath an old Oak tree.
I qwibbed a nice old lady,
Admired her yeppet-poo,
Discussed the state of aspitty,
As we always seem to do.
And after a fulfilling day,
I put myself to bed,
And fell asleep,
With fluffy yarqs,
A dancing in my head.